^^^Can't be??...If they wanted to vandalise it they could've keyed it on every single panel. Would've been quicker and involved less bending.
My guess is that the lad(s) wanted the skirts for their own entry level Mk5. The incredibly low intellect involved has ultimately foiled them...it must be quite frustrating quite often to be so retarded.
Two gents where I grew up broke into the chinese takeaway. Instead of a smash and grab, they decided to get the wok out and lash up a special fried rice (they were obviously peckish). They were arrested before they'd finished cooking. It was in the local paper.
Another bloke was done for sitting in his van masturbating into a lucozade bottle - the old wide-neck dimpled glass bottles. A schoolgirl reported him - he was actually named in the local paper.