My 10 Do's and Don'ts for a happy mk5 life!......
1,
Do hand over your wallet and all Credit Card details at the
mk5golfgti.co.uk door when joining the site.
2,
Don't join this site unless your willing to adhere to point 1
3,
Do remove your own gonads (precautionary measure, see point 4)
4,
Don't FFS let SHMBO know the true extent of your spending otherwise she'll cut your nuts off with a rusty knife (preempt this with point 3 and/or point 2).
5,
Do lie to SHMBO, family and friends about your weekends spent in carparks meeting with other men on what you call a "meet"........they won't believe you and if your very lucky they'll think your just dogging.
6,
Don't pay attention to your neighbours as they say "your not washing your car
AGAIN" as you wash your car....................again.
7,
Do jump on any and all bandwagons when a Group Buy comes up even though you've no real idea what the item is or how it works.
8,
Don't get caught up in a "I've more Bhp than you" willy waving competition unless you've checked their build thread beforehand to make sure you really do have more bhp than them.
9,
Do drive past pedestrians while releasing a nice big
Whooosh dissssssh from your CAI as deep down it puts a cheesy grin on your face.
10, and
Don't ever EVER say " I'll be happy at Stage 1, that's enough for me!!"
