This may sound like a strange question, but you didn't just replace your Corrado G60 by any chance?
Regardless of the answer - welcome!
Nope. Never had a corrado.
I'm a BMW guy through and through, I deal in BMW parts as a business. But we have also had a GTI's on the drive at various points over the years. My wife loves them and after our old Mk4 20vT did such great sterling service, it was only ever going to be a Mk5 at this point that we went for.
My own car is an E61 05 530i mSport Touring. No oil burning here!!!