OMG you joking, they're heavy sluggish and take forever....
My company vehicle....0-95 in about 4 seconds when its light, for brake tests and bedding it weighs about 21000 lbs and I've got 5770lbs of thrust per side that's in the UK on a cold day
Took Jonny Cocker and Brake refurb Jonny down the runway once for some maintenance, full,power against the brakes release he reckoned it was about there with a Le man car.
30300lbs of Dubai +40 degrees ........not so much!
Brother flys a 737.........yaaaaaaaaawn.......