Well, my launch control isn't active.

Tried in manual, it just revved to 1200RPM then took about a second to engage and go. In S mode I can freely rev until I release the brake and it still takes about a second to engage and launch away. With a 4motion system its really quite tame under full load, but I definitely need a remap and active launch control for my DSG 'box now.
Off to the tuners I go...