A father walks into a restaurant with his young son and gives the young boy three 5 pence coins to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of the 5p's but is still choking; the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper, sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. Tighter and tighter!
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the coins, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen
anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
'No,' the woman replied, ‘I'm with the Inland Revenue.’