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Title: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Thor on May 20, 2010, 07:09:20 pm
Stumbled upon this and thought i'd share it :happy2:

So would you?

Oh yeah does anyone recognise the music?

Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: neg on May 20, 2010, 07:14:41 pm
without a doubt, one of my all time fav's ..  :drool:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: T88OMM on May 20, 2010, 07:20:57 pm
Ohhhhh Yeeeaaahhhh! She is one of my fav's  :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Saint Steve on May 20, 2010, 07:23:17 pm
 :drool: :drool:

She is class.

Too much time on your hands chris :signLOL:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Alexander on May 20, 2010, 07:45:46 pm
Lucky Danny Cipriani!
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hedge on May 20, 2010, 07:46:01 pm
Top burd.  :happy2:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Poppa Dom on May 20, 2010, 07:59:05 pm
Most definitely yeah - I think the music is “U Shook me all night long” an AC/DC track, could be wrong though  :happy2:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Neil on May 20, 2010, 08:01:10 pm
Blimey Charlie. Oh yes  :drool:  :happy2:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: S2 Ant on May 20, 2010, 08:21:50 pm
Hell yeh from me too for KB!
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: VC on May 20, 2010, 08:30:33 pm
how could anyone possibly say no!  :laugh:

she's a robobabe  :notworthy:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Alexander on May 20, 2010, 08:31:42 pm
Proof that rugby players get the best girls  :P
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: MAT ED30 on May 20, 2010, 08:32:31 pm
how could anyone possibly say no!  :laugh:

she's a robobabe  :notworthy:

not as nice as what i just sent u in a pm  :signLOL:  :innocent:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: VC on May 20, 2010, 08:38:50 pm
how could anyone possibly say no!  :laugh:

she's a robobabe  :notworthy:

not as nice as what i just sent u in a pm  :signLOL:  :innocent:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FverycherryR32%2Fsmilies%2F469_jaw_dropping.gif&hash=bdea6f9e85e0d26d53f2a290e1e9820f3f020c04)

......sweet lord jebus! another very high ranking robobabe  :congrats:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: MAT ED30 on May 20, 2010, 08:39:30 pm
 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Janner_Sy on May 20, 2010, 08:40:43 pm
i used to work in the same regiment as her brother. he's in the royal engineers as well.  in his old squadron offices in hameln, germany all you would see were pics of kelly brook everywhere.  used to wind him right up
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Top Cat on May 20, 2010, 09:42:54 pm
So answer me this. ? 

How the hell after more than 3 posts has Red robin not found this thread.  (https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Ftomashandmilly%2FDaft_stuff%2Fspock_orly.gif&hash=a8c46cd668529e33cb9e246f871872e7ee3590e4)  :laugh:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Greeners on May 20, 2010, 09:47:40 pm
OMFG yes!!!  :drool: :drool:

I've always had a soft hard spot for our Kelly since she did The Big Breakfast!  :love:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hedge on May 20, 2010, 09:49:42 pm
At the end of the day she is a "Crawl through broken glass just to put matches in her poo" kind of girl.

 :happy2:  :signLOL:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Top Cat on May 20, 2010, 09:51:23 pm
At the end of the day she is a "Crawl through broken glass just to put matches in her poo" kind of girl.

 :happy2:  :signLOL:

 :grin:  I get the broken glass bit, but wtf is matches in her poo pa about.  :chicken:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: B3n on May 20, 2010, 09:52:14 pm
how could anyone possibly say no!  :laugh:

she's a robobabe  :notworthy:

not as nice as what i just sent u in a pm  :signLOL:  :innocent:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FverycherryR32%2Fsmilies%2F469_jaw_dropping.gif&hash=bdea6f9e85e0d26d53f2a290e1e9820f3f020c04)

......sweet lord jebus! another very high ranking robobabe  :congrats:

Come on cough up its rude not to share :wink:

Oh and Kelly Brook hmm she would need a crash helmet as she would be going through the headboard :jumpmove:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Thor on May 20, 2010, 09:54:53 pm
So answer me this. ? 

How the hell after more than 3 posts has Red robin not found this thread.  (https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Ftomashandmilly%2FDaft_stuff%2Fspock_orly.gif&hash=a8c46cd668529e33cb9e246f871872e7ee3590e4)  :laugh:

He's probably otherwise engaged TC  :grin:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: JPC on May 20, 2010, 09:55:34 pm
hes on keez at the mo havin a great time!
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: alex_chung on May 20, 2010, 09:59:05 pm
Of course...she is fit!
Alex
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Top Cat on May 20, 2010, 10:00:12 pm
hes on keez at the mo havin a great time!

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Ftomashandmilly%2FDaft_stuff%2F24f9rmh.gif&hash=2e390e996a6b91cc47c6c15d03b119ee580d98e8)  :chicken:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: RedRobin on May 20, 2010, 10:00:41 pm
....

Kelly Brook? - Nah!

She has a great body but I like a pretty face and her face doesn't reflect much inner beauty to me.

Music? - Defo an AC/DC riff but hasn't got their grunt. So I reckon just a cover session. I could be wrong though.



^ Not the advert's soundtrack but one of AC/DC's best imo - A great band live  :notworthy:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Lean on May 20, 2010, 10:03:40 pm
Ha I recently worked with her ex in February that's about how close I'll ever get to her.. very yum though!!
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hedge on May 20, 2010, 10:04:14 pm
:grin:  I get the broken glass bit, but wtf is matches in her poo pa about.  :chicken:

Well in fairness we're probably not worthy to do anything other than that.  :sad1:



Unless that is you try my most favourite chat up line of all time. A guaranteed winner.

"Does this cloth smell of Chloroform to you"  :wink:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: JPC on May 20, 2010, 10:05:06 pm
haha!!!!!!
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: RedRobin on May 20, 2010, 10:06:41 pm

Unless that is you try my most favourite chat up line of all time. A guaranteed winner.

"Does this cloth smell of Chloroform to you"  :wink:


....I was a little worried when you kept saying that to me at dinner the other night, but I'm even more worried now!  :scared:

^ This is absolutely true.. Thor and others will bear witness.
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Top Cat on May 20, 2010, 10:07:20 pm
fookin hell Hedge, just nearly woke my baby up laughing out loud.  :grin: :laugh:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on May 20, 2010, 10:07:46 pm
i used to work in the same regiment as her brother. he's in the royal engineers as well.  in his old squadron offices in hameln, germany all you would see were pics of kelly brook everywhere.  used to wind him right up

is it just a rumour that peoplel weren't allowed pics / calenders of her on oc's inspection etc ?
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hedge on May 20, 2010, 10:08:17 pm
....I was a little worried when you kept saying that to me at dinner the other night, but I'm even more worried now!  :scared:

Robin, I think you should qualify that as it was a meet rather than just you and me out for dinner.  :scared:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hedge on May 20, 2010, 10:09:10 pm
fookin hell Hedge, just nearly woke my baby up laughing out loud.  :grin: :laugh:

Sorry mate.  :smiley:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Thor on May 20, 2010, 10:10:55 pm

Unless that is you try my most favourite chat up line of all time. A guaranteed winner."Does this cloth smell of Chloroform to you"  :wink:


....I was a little worried when you kept saying that to me at dinner the other night, but I'm even more worried now!  :scared:

Don't worry about that RR he popped something in your drink instead, the cloth was a diversion  :drinking:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: RedRobin on May 20, 2010, 10:11:40 pm
....I was a little worried when you kept saying that to me at dinner the other night, but I'm even more worried now!  :scared:

Robin, I think you should qualify that as it was a meet rather than just you and me out for dinner.  :scared:


....No, when you invited me you cunningly omitted to say you were bringing some fwends. You can imagine my disappointment.
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: RedRobin on May 20, 2010, 10:13:50 pm

Unless that is you try my most favourite chat up line of all time. A guaranteed winner."Does this cloth smell of Chloroform to you"  :wink:


....I was a little worried when you kept saying that to me at dinner the other night, but I'm even more worried now!  :scared:

Don't worry about that RR he popped something in your drink instead, the cloth was a diversion  :drinking:


....Oh, so that's what it was all about. I wondered why I had been touching cloth ever since!
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hedge on May 20, 2010, 10:14:11 pm
....No, when you invited me you cunningly omitted to say you were bringing some fwends. You can imagine my disappointment.

I thought the more the merrier.  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hedge on May 20, 2010, 10:15:05 pm
Anyway back on track please gents.

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.topnews.in%2Ffiles%2FKelly-Brook1.jpg&hash=f9e4622a8a16fd64bc72283b1a966dc631e86fae)
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: RedRobin on May 20, 2010, 10:17:56 pm
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fspecialnewsonline.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F10%2Fkelly-brook.jpg&hash=7d628b24f2e9238d6e52a1a7473307da5a31d186)

^ See what I mean about her face? But what an arse!!  :love:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hedge on May 20, 2010, 10:21:10 pm
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fspecialnewsonline.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F10%2Fkelly-brook.jpg&hash=7d628b24f2e9238d6e52a1a7473307da5a31d186)

^ See what I mean about her face? But what an arse!!  :love:

Nope the face is awesome too.  :popcornsoda:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Janner_Sy on May 20, 2010, 11:26:30 pm
i used to work in the same regiment as her brother. he's in the royal engineers as well.  in his old squadron offices in hameln, germany all you would see were pics of kelly brook everywhere.  used to wind him right up

is it just a rumour that peoplel weren't allowed pics / calenders of her on oc's inspection etc ?

he was as bad for it as everyone else when i was there.

no quite getting RR there, kelly brook would look awesome in that pic.  Im with hedge id put some matches in her poo












with my teeth
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on May 20, 2010, 11:36:51 pm

Delete if need be but id drink her bath water  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: stealthwolf on May 21, 2010, 05:04:36 am
She's been a fave of mine ever since I first saw her in my teens.  :love:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hedge on May 21, 2010, 07:14:50 am

Delete if need be but id drink her bath water  :evilgrin:

Mmmm Kelly Brook soup  :happy2:  :party:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: john_o on May 21, 2010, 08:21:28 am
needs no discussion , of course  :happy2:
(but intellectually i think she's well short of the mark...)
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: vRS Carl on May 21, 2010, 08:28:05 am
I would lick her poo to a point and fish out the sweetcorn with my tongue.

Just imagine Kelly Brook, Lucy Pinder & Lucy Verasamy all naked wrestling getting hot a sweaty. Then laying on your bed still glistening and saying to you "get naked and you can join in :wink:"

Then later on in the evening Lucy Verasamy gets out twister and says "lets play Naked Twister!"

















As you can tell i haven't thought about that.....................................














Much  :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Gene Hunt on May 21, 2010, 08:36:33 am
Kelly Brook  :drool:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: cmdrfire on May 21, 2010, 10:56:57 am
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fspecialnewsonline.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F10%2Fkelly-brook.jpg&hash=7d628b24f2e9238d6e52a1a7473307da5a31d186)

^ See what I mean about her face? But what an arse!!  :love:

I agree. However I have a cunning device that will resolve any problems:
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ecnowtech.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fwpsc%2Fproduct_images%2F57-lb-1-6-brown-paper-grocery-bag-500-bd.jpg&hash=96a9d1767140641e828dd609110555cecef2620a)
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: CarrG on May 21, 2010, 11:06:00 am


Meet her on Hols a few yrs back. Lovely girl real giggly and a body to match  :drool:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hurdy on May 21, 2010, 11:17:57 am
I'd prefer Holly Willoughby, but wouldn't kick Kelly Brook out of bed.

My fave pic of Kelly.

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Fl320%2FPiman_photos%2FKelly_Brook_01.jpg&hash=922a5e7d45975213385e8dc99e764c883224def9)
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: MAT ED30 on May 21, 2010, 11:27:33 am
its a shame i cant post the pic i sent Vc  :grin: :grin:  :drool: :drool:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: VC on May 21, 2010, 11:28:49 am
its a shame i cant post the pic i sent Vc  :grin: :grin:  :drool: :drool:

its just fooking legendary  :notworthy: :notworthy:

my new background too and worth every pixel  :drool:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: vRS Carl on May 21, 2010, 11:29:56 am
Any chance of Pming it :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hurdy on May 21, 2010, 11:31:27 am
its a shame i cant post the pic i sent Vc  :grin: :grin:  :drool: :drool:

PM me with pic... NOW!!!!! :jumping:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: MAT ED30 on May 21, 2010, 11:32:19 am
ask Vc he has it saved  :grin:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: VC on May 21, 2010, 11:34:46 am
ask Vc he has it saved  :grin:

your damn right i do  :signLOL:

basically its Jennifer Connelly (the chick from labyrinth)

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mcarterbrown.com%2Fgallery%2Fdata%2F500%2FJennifer-Connelly.jpg&hash=3ec4e891ec99f2831d81ceb7f92b9cd545880b32)

butt nekkid... ohhhhhhh helllll yeah  :evilgrin: :grin:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: MAT ED30 on May 21, 2010, 11:35:41 am
there is no pic there  :signLOL:

there is now  :laugh: thats just teasing them  :signLOL:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: VC on May 21, 2010, 11:37:06 am
is now... not the nekkid one though  :signLOL:

i dont think photobucket would like me uploading it  :laugh:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: vRS Carl on May 21, 2010, 11:38:20 am
Don't be tight.

PM me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: VC on May 21, 2010, 11:41:26 am
Don't be tight.

PM me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

wealth shared  :happy2: :pomppomp:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: MAT ED30 on May 21, 2010, 11:42:32 am
lets try send it to u  :laugh:


oh welll then enjoy  :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: CarrG on May 21, 2010, 11:49:34 am
Don't be tight.

PM me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

wealth shared  :happy2: :pomppomp:

Come on Boss VC please share its Friday  :star:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: cmdrfire on May 21, 2010, 11:56:55 am
PM me! Nooowwww!
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: VC on May 21, 2010, 11:57:06 am
 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: MAT ED30 on May 21, 2010, 12:00:15 pm
:signLOL:
:signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL:

Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: vRS Carl on May 21, 2010, 12:01:14 pm
I may be offline for about 2 mins :wink:

Don't worry normal service will resume forthwith i just need to errrrr empty my errrrr ..........Catch Can  :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: MAT ED30 on May 21, 2010, 12:01:44 pm
I may be offline for about 2 mins :wink:

Don't worry normal service will resume forthwith i just need to errrrr empty my errrrr ..........Catch Can  :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
:signLOL:

Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: VC on May 21, 2010, 12:03:56 pm
 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: vRS Carl on May 21, 2010, 12:06:05 pm
Im back  :wink:

Tell you what there was a lot of creamy gunk in my errrr Catch Can  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hedge on May 21, 2010, 12:12:23 pm
Im back  :wink:

Tell you what there was a lot of creamy gunk in my errrr Catch Can  :evilgrin:

 :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: cmdrfire on May 21, 2010, 12:21:58 pm
<3 Jennifer Connelly

Chyars VC!  :pomppomp: :pomppomp:
 :jumpmove:

Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: CarrG on May 21, 2010, 12:23:27 pm


Hmm i'm feeling slightly frustrated  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: MAT ED30 on May 21, 2010, 12:34:24 pm
Glad we could help  :laugh:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hurdy on May 21, 2010, 02:06:46 pm
I haz still no PM  :sad: :sad:
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: VC on May 21, 2010, 02:12:06 pm
Aw shame  :signLOL: :P
Title: Re: Kelly Brook, yeah or nah?
Post by: Hedge on May 21, 2010, 02:19:37 pm
I haz seen it.  :booty: