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Title: She's finally single!
Post by: VC on May 26, 2010, 05:30:31 pm
anyone got her number?  :laugh:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebrity-pictures.ca%2FCelebrities%2FCheryl-Tweedy%2FCheryl-Tweedy-6.JPG&hash=f5b704414ae6a1fb9861a52d40157d8b85de2a03)

...till the legs fell off (https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fserve.mysmiley.net%2Fadult%2Fhump.gif&hash=935a6ecff8627080256450c2c714ddfef6ca7b7e)
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Frodo-anni on May 26, 2010, 05:37:27 pm
 :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Ashley cole, why oh why oh why  :stupid: :stupid:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Janner_Sy on May 26, 2010, 05:40:38 pm
she is so over rated, but id still smash her.
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: vRS Carl on May 26, 2010, 05:41:27 pm
I'd hump that till the neighbours complained of the smell  :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

How can anyone say she is over rated :surprised: :surprised: :surprised:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Janner_Sy on May 26, 2010, 05:44:44 pm
she loks good in that pic, but more recently she is pure bone.  be nice to see some curves and maybe less of her bones
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: VC on May 26, 2010, 05:47:05 pm
i gotz the bone riiiight here  :laugh:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Janner_Sy on May 26, 2010, 05:48:13 pm
show us, we can compare her bones and yours bones :surprised:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: VC on May 26, 2010, 05:50:20 pm
you want to see my schlong dude?  :chicken:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Top Cat on May 26, 2010, 05:52:02 pm
 :chicken:          :signLOL:

Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: vRS Carl on May 26, 2010, 05:52:48 pm
she loks good in that pic, but more recently she is pure bone.  be nice to see some curves and maybe less of her bones

Well trust me i could give her something to swallow everyday to help her put a few pounds on  :wink:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Top Cat on May 26, 2010, 05:54:18 pm
she loks good in that pic, but more recently she is pure bone.  be nice to see some curves and maybe less of her bones

Well trust me i could give her something to swallow everyday to help her put a few pounds on  :wink:

I thought you were happy with your R 32 brakes.  :P
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: vRS Carl on May 26, 2010, 05:58:02 pm
Oh trust me this thing weighs more than that.

I have to get the wife to help me take a leak as the doc said i can't do any heavy lifting  :signLOL:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Janner_Sy on May 26, 2010, 06:45:47 pm
well just goes to show having a lead toilet seat is silly.  plastic ones are so much lighter
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: mackit on May 26, 2010, 06:55:56 pm
Oh man...there is some good old testosterone going around this forum.

"till the legs fell off".....amazing!!!  :signLOL:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Janner_Sy on May 26, 2010, 07:00:15 pm
they would only  fall off because theres no meat holding them in place.   :wink:

id be going in dry though, with plenty of talc.  its the only way. 
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: RedRobin on May 26, 2010, 07:00:49 pm
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Such good news! Quite apart from fancying Cheryl I really think she's a great gal and I even like some of her music since Girls Aloud. Footballer Cole is a tool and has proved himself totally unworthy of her.
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: vRS Carl on May 26, 2010, 07:06:36 pm
He's a crap footballer aswell in my opinion
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Greeners on May 26, 2010, 07:10:22 pm
I'd read she was now with Will-I-am!   :stupid: :surprised:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: T88OMM on May 26, 2010, 07:11:12 pm
Good for her, glad she dumped that prick! Gotta say she don't do a whole lot for me, way too skinny  :sad1:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Janner_Sy on May 26, 2010, 07:13:13 pm
finally someone who agrees with me

fat birds rock
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yourbirdsofat.com%2Fmascot.jpg&hash=10d076240d514d9dc4df2971adafbdbe38e0cd70)

........
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: vRS Carl on May 26, 2010, 07:15:15 pm
Looks just like my Ex-Wife  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: RobH on May 26, 2010, 07:16:18 pm
I wouldnt go that far SY but i much prefer kimberly Walsh from girls aloud :jumping:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: vRS Carl on May 26, 2010, 07:17:44 pm
Yeah Kimberley is nice too but Cheryl is where it's at  :wink:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: VC on May 26, 2010, 07:18:02 pm
Spandex; a privalidge not a right.  :laugh:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: RedRobin on May 26, 2010, 07:56:47 pm
I wouldnt go that far SY but i much prefer kimberly Walsh from girls aloud :jumping:

....Oh yes!! Kimberly has a certain warmth about her - Very down-to-earth and can go down on me anytime she likes.. In my dreams!
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Hedge on May 26, 2010, 08:07:36 pm
My my you guys are shocking.  :signLOL:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: wigit on May 26, 2010, 08:08:44 pm
cheryl, sarah and kimberley would do me, if you are going down go down fighting  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: tony_danza on May 26, 2010, 08:29:10 pm
Am I the only one who remembers she's a (edit) thug? Great gal indeed. She's spent long enough being his beard though.

But yeah, I'd smash it.
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: DaveB@Vagbremtechnic on May 26, 2010, 08:30:28 pm
Ah messr Danza.

Good hooning? Anything to report?
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: tony_danza on May 26, 2010, 08:32:43 pm
Great time, Dave. Few minor niggles, but wouldn't be a Ring trip without them.

The Bora of win is absolutely epic, real giant killer.
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: vRS Carl on May 26, 2010, 08:33:54 pm
Am I the only one who remembers she's a racist thug?


 :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

You can hardly call her Racist just cos she hit some woman that happened to be coloured.


Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: tony_danza on May 26, 2010, 08:43:29 pm
Point taken, I seemed to remember some witnesses collaborating the accusation she used racist language, but that didn't stick - just the aggravated assault. So as she was cleared of it, I should have chosen my words better.

Original post edited.
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: vRS Carl on May 26, 2010, 08:44:27 pm
Gotta think who she was married too aswell  :innocent:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: RedRobin on May 26, 2010, 10:25:06 pm
Point taken, I seemed to remember some witnesses collaborating the accusation she used racist language, but that didn't stick - just the aggravated assault. So as she was cleared of it, I should have chosen my words better.

Original post edited.

Gotta think who she was married too aswell  :innocent:

....Exactly! You'll call anyone the first name you can think of about the person who makes you angry: If they're fat you'll call them a fat slob, if they look Jewish you'll call them a fecking yid - It's that simple and doesn't make you a fattist or racist etc etc.
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: andrewparker on May 26, 2010, 10:35:21 pm

You can hardly call her Racist just cos she hit some woman that happened to be coloured.


Pfft, tell that to The Daily Mail!
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: animal on May 26, 2010, 11:36:50 pm
Am I the only one who remembers she's a racist thug?


 :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

You can hardly call her Racist just cos she hit some woman that happened to be coloured.




I was there the night that happened!

And Mater, you can't use coloured, that's racist too.

Mr Cherry, if you want her number, I know people who know people...  :wink:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: vRS Carl on May 27, 2010, 06:31:00 am
And Mater, you can't use coloured, that's racist too.

 :confused: :confused: :confused:

Is it ???????

Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: QD MBE on May 27, 2010, 06:57:44 am
I don't think so.

Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Janner_Sy on May 27, 2010, 07:43:52 am
thts true, that is actually a racist remark.  dont really think any guys of ethnic origin would actually be bothered though.  none of the guys i work with are.
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: vRS Carl on May 27, 2010, 07:55:09 am
It's amazing how foooked up the UK is with Political Correctness  :stupid:

I suppose if i had said Black i'd be racist for saying that because they are technically not black they are dark brown.
If i had said Afro Carribean again i'd be racist as a lot are born in the UK.
If i said what i call a mate in work i'd get lynched  :scared: :grin:

It will allllllll change when i take over the universe  :signLOL: :signLOL:


Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: Hedge on May 27, 2010, 08:11:13 am

It will allllllll change when i take over the universe  :signLOL: :signLOL:

 :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: vRS Carl on May 27, 2010, 08:15:09 am
Don't worry Ian i will let you keep the fridge  :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: cmdrfire on May 27, 2010, 10:56:40 am
thts true, that is actually a racist remark.  dont really think any guys of ethnic origin would actually be bothered though.  none of the guys i work with are.


I don't think coloured is racist  :chicken:

maybe if you're Colonel Sanders and speaking with a Kentucky drawl 'bout the coloured folks ya got werkin' on yawr cotton fields...


/racism in reverse?
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: RedRobin on May 27, 2010, 11:05:08 am
^^^^
I think you've raised the fundamental point, Neo - It's only racist according to context.

I do think that whereas real racism should be severely stamped on, the UK law makers have over-reacted and are simply ridiculous.
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: RedRobin on May 27, 2010, 11:07:30 am
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Anyway, back on topic:



^ As a musician, this is why I highly rate Miss Cheryl Tweedy.
I'd love to play her my lurve floot  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: animal on May 27, 2010, 01:58:03 pm
thts true, that is actually a racist remark.  dont really think any guys of ethnic origin would actually be bothered though.  none of the guys i work with are.


I don't think coloured is racist  :chicken:

maybe if you're Colonel Sanders and speaking with a Kentucky drawl 'bout the coloured folks ya got werkin' on yawr cotton fields...


/racism in reverse?

Regardless - it's not PC. But let's not loose sight of the purpose of this thread!
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: tony_danza on May 27, 2010, 02:03:11 pm
Good point...

Back O/T

Now, if Cashley's got any sense whatsoever, there'll be some half decent pics/vids of her soon enough  :party:
Title: Re: She's finally single!
Post by: vRS Carl on May 27, 2010, 02:05:04 pm
Good point...

Back O/T

Now, if Cashley's got any sense whatsoever, there'll be some half decent pics/vids of her soon enough  :party:

He better not otherwise he might be getting a visit from "The Management" :fighting: :fighting:


Unless of course he email's them all to me for my approval first  :laugh: :evilgrin: :laugh: :evilgrin: :laugh: :evilgrin: :laugh: :evilgrin: