MK5 Golf GTI
General => Random Chat => Topic started by: vRS Carl on May 27, 2010, 08:13:56 am
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Another bit of fun (you can tell im sat at home can't you :signLOL:)
You have a Choice of
Lucy Pinder :drool: :drool: :drool:
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She can clean my oven any day :drool: :drool: :drool:
Cheryl Cole :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :party: :party: :party: :party:
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Id hump it till the neighbours complained of the Smell
Lucy Verasamy :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
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She can tell me my temperature any day :drool: :drool: :drool:
Me personally i'd have all 3 in a game of naked twister. :signLOL: :signLOL:
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Can we have Michelle and Lucy? :party: :party: :party: :party:
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You can have Lucy only.
Sorry Ian no Munters are allowed in my fantasy :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Sorry Ian no Munters are allowed in my fantasy :grin: :grin: :grin:
:fighting: :fighting: :fighting: :fighting: :fighting:
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No Nadine.... :happy2:
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You guys must have serious ammounts of sperm to shift :signLOL:
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You guys must have serious amounts of sperm to shift :signLOL:
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^ Sounds like something your lovely missus would say, Steve! :evilgrin:
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Normally would have gone for Cheryl, but dont think that is the best picture of her boat race, and if Lucy is gonna clean my oven as well then that has to win it for me :evilgrin:
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You guys must have serious ammounts of sperm to shift :signLOL:
Wanna lend a hand. :laugh:
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You guys must have serious ammounts of sperm to shift :signLOL:
Wanna lend a hand. :laugh:
Bacon has gone in the bin. Cheers Ian :sick:
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I thought I was the only one who had noticed her! :love:
Who cares about the weather! Did she speak?
Lucy V = Real-world
Cheryl C/T = Fantasy-world
Lucy P = P for pointed face, does nothing for me.
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You guys must have serious ammounts of sperm to shift :signLOL:
Bacon has gone in the bin. Cheers Ian :sick:
Wanna lend a hand. :laugh:
Is that a euphemism for something? :laugh:
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I chose all three but having to choose one, i'd bang the ass out of Cheryl !!!
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Lucy Pinder alllllllllllll day long :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :grin:
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Lucy V all day long, although she's not as good as that French chick off of the news. I've a real thing for dark haired and posh, Nigella Lawson, Suzannah Reid etc..
Cheryl I'd smash on a one-nighter, but you'd never have her as a G/F.
Pinder is alright, but she's no Sophie Howard.
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Lucy V all day long, although she's not as good as that French chick off of the news. I've a real thing for dark haired and posh, Nigella Lawson, Suzannah Reid etc..
....Yeah, some posh gals like a bit of rough :evilgrin:
Here's that Frenchie Melissa:
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Wow :surprised: malissa for sure !!!!
She is one hot puppy :rolleye:
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Haha
http://www.freakingnews.com/Breastfeeding-Melissa-Theuriau-Pictures-30156.asp
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Haha
http://www.freakingnews.com/Breastfeeding-Melissa-Theuriau-Pictures-30156.asp
....That's a Photoshop chop!
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Sweet Jesus! I have never seen that French chick before! She is spot on! :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
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She is a Munter :sick: :sick: :sick:
Sorry not a fan of Blondes (apart from Anastacia & Christina Aguilera :wink:)
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^ Cheryl sparkles - Especially in that L'Oreal TV ad. :love:
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Lucy P you can keep, she's a 4 pinter for me :chicken:
Lucy V is UBER lush and sits at the top of my shag list :congrats:
Chezza comes a close second to Lucy V :innocent:
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Lucy P you can keep, she's a 4 pinter for me :chicken:
Lucy V is UBER lush and sits at the top of my shag list :congrats:
Chezza comes a close second to Lucy V :innocent:
....VC = Very Cheryl :evilgrin:
I reckon that Lucy V would be very surprised to learn how many shag lists she's top of or even on. Not many pics of her available...... yet!
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What about the cute little brunette from the BBC weather... Her name escapes me, but even my other half fancies her!
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What about the cute little brunette from the BBC weather... Her name escapes me, but even my other half fancies her!
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^ Laura Tobin?
Elizabeth Saary is more brunette but very pregnant!
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She is a Munter :sick: :sick: :sick:
Sorry not a fan of Blondes (apart from Anastacia & Christina Aguilera :wink:)
Behave. :P
Not a fan of Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh or that Sophie Howard. Jakki Degg, Pixie Lott, Megan Fox, Jennifer Metcalfe - OM NOM NOM :party:
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Hey, this is Mater's fantasy - We gotta keep it to brunettes.
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I'd take Francoise Boufhal over all of these any day of the week.
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I'd take Francoise Boufhal over all of these any day of the week.
....Ooops! I see what you mean!
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no vanessa feltz :sad1: :sad1:
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in that case its lucy pinder for me, followed by the weather chick.
then id bang cheryl purely becasue it would be rude to say no, and i consider myself to be a polite young man, si i would stick it right up the *&^% shute
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Why isnt frankie from the Saturdays an option :sad1: :sad1: :sad1:
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Why isnt frankie from the Saturdays an option :sad1: :sad1: :sad1:
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^^^^
:jumpmove: :jumpmove: :jumpmove:
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awesome, she'd look just like a boy from behind, just the way we like em.......... :grin:
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:signLOL:
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You're all wrong....
Anybody with Sky watch modern family its ace.....
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls and VRSY.......I present to you......Sofia Vergara.....
http://www.sofiavergara.com/ (http://www.sofiavergara.com/)
May I reccomend the photo album and in particular the swimsuit section....
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Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls and VRSY.......I present to you......Sofia Vergara.....
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Oh yes! DaveB, you are a man of great taste :drinking:
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She's Columbian too - Brings back memories :love:
But Sy won't like her arse :evilgrin:
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is her top been stretched??? you'd think she could afford one that fits properly. models these days hey :grin: as for the ass RR, id happily blow raspberry's on those cheeks all day long
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as for the ass RR, id happily blow raspberry's on those cheeks all day long
....That's such a good test of a fun lady: If she giggles you're well in for lots of fun; but if she's offended, make your excuses and leave asap.
It doesn't matter how pretty they are or how much of a trophy - If they don't have a sense of fun, forget it!
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Ana Ortiz....
http://celebrityhookups.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/anaortiz.jpg
:party: :love:
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Ana Ortiz....
http://celebrityhookups.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/anaortiz.jpg
:party: :love:
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Alright then...
Susanna Reid...
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awesome, she'd look just like a boy from behind, just the way we like em.......... :grin:
Untill you bent her over and took her from behind, that theory goes out the window :laugh:
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Can we have Michelle and Lucy? :party: :party: :party: :party:
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Not keen on Lucy's 1 inch..
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oh choppers :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL:
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Lucy pinder. I love big boobs.
Beeewwwbs!!!
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Can we have Michelle and Lucy? :party: :party: :party: :party:
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Not keen on Lucy's 1 inch..
In fairness I doubt you would be looking downstairs. :wink:
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as for the ass RR, id happily blow raspberry's on those cheeks all day long
....That's such a good test of a fun lady: If she giggles you're well in for lots of fun; but if she's offended, make your excuses and leave asap.
It doesn't matter how pretty they are or how much of a trophy - If they don't have a sense of fun, forget it!
so... youre nekkid with a chick, you blow a raspberry on her a$$ and she doesnt like it...you then get up and leave?!? :chicken:
you mad fool... finish the job first dude, schoolboy error :grin:
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as for the ass RR, id happily blow raspberry's on those cheeks all day long
....That's such a good test of a fun lady: If she giggles you're well in for lots of fun; but if she's offended, make your excuses and leave asap.
It doesn't matter how pretty they are or how much of a trophy - If they don't have a sense of fun, forget it!
so... youre nekkid with a chick, you blow a raspberry on her a$$ and she doesnt like it...you then get up and leave?!? :chicken:
you mad fool... finish the job first dude, schoolboy error :grin:
exactly, theres a race to be won, so get shifting win that race, pack up and leave. winners come first. second is just first loser
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I didn't mean get up and leave immediately, I meant don't revisit.
Not even I am that stoopid. :rolleye:
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I didn't mean get up and leave immediately, I meant don't revisit.
Not even I am that stoopid. :rolleye:
again dude, if she puts out then visit, when she stops putting out stop visiting :grin:
never take the food off the table before youve finished eating :laugh:
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Cheryl's on BBC3 now, followed by Florence and Ellie Goulding. :party:
Oh Florence :love:
PS. Its a good job Cheryls backing singers know the tune. :laugh:
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Alright then...
Susanna Reid...
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Yes choppers I'm with you there, although that's not the best pic of her. :happy2:
There is only one Brunette for me! :love: :love: :love:
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Katy Perry :drool: :drool: :drool:
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Can we have Michelle and Lucy? :party: :party: :party: :party:
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Not keen on Lucy's 1 inch..
In fairness I doubt you would be looking downstairs. :wink:
yes but if you do you can clearly see Lucy a VW fan, check out her beetle bonnet :smiley:
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One I spotted last week on Heaven 17's concert is the female singer called Billie Godfrey, who unlike dear Cheryl can sing.
Enjoy.
Works for me :happy2:
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just me then who thinks non of these 3 ladys are anything special really and similiar can be found in weatherspoons across the country?
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Weatherspoons!? You gotta be joking.
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Weatherspoons!? You gotta be joking.
nope, keeley hazell can sometimes be found in weatherspoons also.
All the men are scared to talk to her though :signLOL:
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Weatherspoons!? You gotta be joking.
nope, keeley hazell can sometimes be found in weatherspoons also.
All the men are scared to talk to her though :signLOL:
Mostly boys when I've been in a Weatherspoons! :pomppomp:
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It sounds a bit like the club us BIALI boys went to in Leicester at last year's Inters: The dance floor was teeming with hot girlies and very few blokes.. The blokes were stood around all the perimeter and just perving looking. So a couple of us joined the girlies on the dance floor and had a great time dancing and mingling.. Lots of girls were quite happy to share a dance with me.. I love dancing when the music is good.
^ For those who haven't seen the movie, Hal sees the 'inner beauty' in women no matter what they look like to everyone else.
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Lucy V. Stunning. :happy2:
No contest :wink:
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Now Keeley, her video is very nice indeed....
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Now Keeley, her video is very nice indeed....
....Don't keep us panting in suspense, Mike! You got a link?
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A man of your calibre RR should be able to find that easily
I think it's crap. Bit of pole smoking and some grunting on the bed.
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lets have a link then. pm if necessary :happy2:
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I personally think Ms Countdown is a bit of alright and much more real world than Lucy P!!!
http://img4.imageshack.us/f/rachel1.jpg/
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Keely Hazel Clicky (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Keely+hazel+sex+video)
:P :P :P
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http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7468/rachel1.jpg
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Weatherspoons!? You gotta be joking.
nope, keeley hazell can sometimes be found in weatherspoons also.
All the men are scared to talk to her though :signLOL:
Mostly boys when I've been in a Weatherspoons! :pomppomp:
Spoons in Harrogate CC was full of clunge last time I went.
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The one in the old Church in Nottingham likewise... the students there are proper filth, something to do with the ratios of women to men being all out of whack.
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A man of your calibre RR should be able to find that easily
I think it's crap. Bit of pole smoking and some grunting on the bed.
In comparison to regular Franky Vaughan, yes I agree - but it's always good to see what real world women are like on the job, especially when you shouldn't really have been able to.
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The one in the old Church in Nottingham likewise... the students there are proper filth, something to do with the ratios of women to men being all out of whack.
....*cough*.. Guess which uni my daughter is attending in September!
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Ha ha - I'm sure she's one of the virtuous ones, Robin.
Good friend of mine went to Nottingham, he loved it so much he stayed there afterwards for years before moving to the US. She'll have a great time. There is a lot of burglary and theft, particularly targetting the students though, so streetwise her up a bit if necessary. Leeds was the same, you keep your witts about you and don't go flashing stuff about, you're fine.
Tell her to go to a dodgy school discoesque club called The Irish, it's so bad, it's good! I'll think of some more.
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The one in the old Church in Nottingham likewise... the students there are proper filth, something to do with the ratios of women to men being all out of whack.
....*cough*.. Guess which uni my daughter is attending in September!
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This thread :congrats: :signLOL: :signLOL:
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I lived in Notts for 5 years in my younger years, wild times :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: