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Title: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: tony_danza on March 24, 2011, 11:17:11 am
Yoiks!!

Burglar gets burgled (http://www.sabotagetimes.com/life/the-consequences-of-burglary/)
Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: cmdrfire on March 24, 2011, 11:22:37 am
Yipes!  :surprised: :scared:
Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: VC on March 24, 2011, 11:23:44 am
he entered by smashing the back door in  :grin:

Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: QD MBE on March 24, 2011, 11:24:47 am
Mike, I thing you should change the title to Just Deserts, anyhow, Something I was sent yesterday.



PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth .

The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that a man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.

When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door.  Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program.

Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.

The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run after the stabbing.

One of the Troopers said, "He was a clumsy barstewards."

Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: VC on March 24, 2011, 11:27:13 am




One of the Troopers said, "He was a clumsy barstewards."



it happens  :grin:
Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: Britishlion on March 24, 2011, 11:29:05 am
Mike, I thing you should change the title to Just Deserts, anyhow, Something I was sent yesterday.



PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth .

The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that a man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.

When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door.  Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program.

Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.

The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run after the stabbing.

One of the Troopers said, "He was a clumsy barstewards."







ha ha ha ha  :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: Gene Hunt on March 24, 2011, 11:38:45 am
Mike, I thing you should change the title to Just Deserts, anyhow, Something I was sent yesterday.



PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth .

The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that a man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.

When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door.  Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program.

Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.

The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run after the stabbing.

One of the Troopers said, "He was a clumsy barstewards."


.............so there is some justice in the world! :congrats:
Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: VC on March 24, 2011, 12:04:31 pm
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Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: Thor on March 24, 2011, 01:31:53 pm




One of the Troopers said, "He was a clumsy barstewards."



Almost choked on my sandwich when i read that,  :grin:  nice one QD  :happy2:
Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: Sunglasses Ron on March 24, 2011, 03:16:16 pm
Mike, I thing you should change the title to Just Deserts, anyhow, Something I was sent yesterday.



PERTH - An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east Perth .

The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The West Australian' that a man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.

When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door.  Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" program.

Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.

The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal Perth Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...Injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run after the stabbing.

One of the Troopers said, "He was a clumsy barstewards."



 :congrats:

Brilliant.... :grin:
Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: tommy_a on March 24, 2011, 04:26:45 pm
thats the best thing i read in a while !!  :grin:

looks like the PC brigade arent in Aus yet !! if that happened over here the 4 SAS guys would be locked up and the theif would be on a mega payout !!  :fighting:
Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: joesgti on March 24, 2011, 04:38:15 pm
 :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL:
Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: Top Cat on March 24, 2011, 04:45:18 pm
Yoiks!!

Burglar gets burgled (http://www.sabotagetimes.com/life/the-consequences-of-burglary/)


I dont get what you are saying Mike. are you saying, Joe only managed to give him a blow job, before handing him over.  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: You think Joe did a good job on that burglar.....?
Post by: joesgti on March 24, 2011, 04:56:31 pm
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