Guess What??? I do have Balls!!!
I was in Poundland today (being dragged round with my sis…honest)
When I saw the retractable thingy-ma-jigs needed to stop peoples balls banging about
These are in a twin pack and are sold as "Never get lost Pens".
The pens, as well as the carabiner clips are easily removed, and can be very easily attach to the parcel shelf and your Balls
Not bad if I do say so myself :pomp pomp:
And Before anybody asks…..they cost a POUND