Make a donation

Author Topic: ****** FROM ROLLS- ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE ******  (Read 947 times)

Offline doylebros

  • Just look at my post count
  • ******
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 44
  • -Receive: 309
  • Posts: 2775
****** FROM ROLLS- ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE ******
« on: February 16, 2014, 10:29:18 am »
This is so daft it just has to be true!!!
 
Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story)..


Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens
at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity.


The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl
to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it
on the Windshields of their new high speed trains.


Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.
 
When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken shot out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow..

The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the wind shield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.


You're going to love this......



Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
 
 
"Defrost the chicken."
 
 
 

Offline Nodz

  • Just look at my post count
  • ******
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 73
  • -Receive: 103
  • Posts: 1977
  • My Ride: http://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,29264.0.html
Re: ****** FROM ROLLS- ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE ******
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2014, 10:34:35 am »
:signLOL:

Offline biffobear

  • Always Involved
  • ****
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 2
  • -Receive: 12
  • Posts: 367
    • Email
Re: ****** FROM ROLLS- ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE ******
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2014, 11:55:19 am »
That's a cracker  :rolleye:

Offline Matto

  • Just look at my post count
  • ******
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 24
  • -Receive: 116
  • Posts: 1894
  • My Ride: http://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,37071.0.html
Re: ****** FROM ROLLS- ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE ******
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2014, 11:42:40 pm »
I work for Royce's. Must have missed that one but did know what was coming before I read it  :signLOL:

Offline Andy

  • Admin
  • Just look at my post count
  • *
  • Thank You
  • -Given: 39
  • -Receive: 443
  • Posts: 10931
    • Email
Re: ****** FROM ROLLS- ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE ******
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2014, 11:53:25 pm »
 :grin: brilliant