I need

[rich83]

I'm almost ready to burst.... Just managing to keep it from touching my pants.

[Hedge]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rate-My-Poo/120891087933981

Have you seen some of the pictures on there. Sad to say I looked and Paris Hilton has seen better days.  

[Hedge]

I'm almost ready to burst.... Just managing to keep it from touching my pants.

This is when you here those fateful words from Liberace, "Can I help you in with that stool?".   

[phil1975]

Just backed the truck out myself!! a good stone lighter now!!

[Degudodger]

Completed my morning work at the coal face  

[Hedge]

I've sent Mr Brown to the seaside already.

[Stanipkiss]

I'm almost ready to burst.... Just managing to keep it from touching my pants.

Touching cloth or Turtle head?

 

[Action jackson]

I had too much Stella last night, sounded like shoes falling out the loft!!!

[MC71]

Am off to use the facilities at work shortly. 

EVO in one hand and my Andrex Double Quilted Shea Butter toilet roll in the other, happy days. I could be some time........

Do I flush of leave a floater?? Decisions, decisions

[Degudodger]

Well after a banana and a couple of coffees, Mrs Brown is at the window and she looking angry.

[Stanipkiss]

came home last night to find my wife cooking these, she called them corn turds. 



She ate them without gagging!