Thanks for info guys. So do we think its normal? Only thing i changed was the evap unit / sensor oh and put a new oem dump valve.
*diverter valve not dump valve.
evap unit wouldn't cause your symptoms so it's not related.
mayo in oil cap is entirely normal. clean it off.
coolant level does drop. I usually put 200mm in mine every 3 - 6 months.
do you normally drive slow and never rev? If so, when you do floor it the odd time you might get some smoke.
If you're getting smoke regularly then check it. I've never had an issue with smoke from my exhaust.
Scanning with VCDS should have shown something.
Sounds to me like your car is absolutely fine, stop worrying and enjoy it!!