I'm bored and have far too much time on my hands, so here are some questions to mess with your mind.
Feel free to add to them for a laugh:
In the word 'scent', is the letter 's' or the letter 'c' silent?
The brain named itself.
The word 'Queue' is just 'Q' with 4 silent letters.
If you drop the soap on the floor, does it make the soap dirty or the floor clean?
If you are told to expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If something is indescribable, doesn't that make it describable?
If a group of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dogpile?
If Buzz Lightyear didn't believe he was a toy, why did he freeze when humans walked by?
If a Cyclops closes it eye, is it classed as a 'wink' or a 'blink' ?