Lol, I notice you've snuck a smiley in there now
It wasn't so easy to tell it was a joke before!
Well obviously VW don't make cars for the good of their health, but I think you'd be surprised by how little they make on each car. Regardless of costs and rationale, the EA113's PCV system is the best I've seen on a 4 cylinder turbo car to date for a road car.