^^^ I'm the same Steve. Went to Kwik fit today actually and know a guy there well. Assessed my rear Pilot sports and they're uneven as fack, presumably only from these as my shocks seemed fine on a visual assessment (done at Kwik fit).
From my home, you cannot drive out the estate without coming across 3/4 of these speed bumps, despite the fact there are 4 different routes out the estate. The whole thing is a 20mph limit so it's impossible to avoid them and I must straddle 15 of these daily, at least. The GTI is just wide enough to go over them neatly without causing too much of a bump, i.e. its width is suitable. Still wears though.
Seems like absolutely nothing I can do
, not sure about yourself?