My new boss's were not amused

[Sunglasses Ron]

those clamps dont look very secure

They're not mate. I got clamped by one of thoses types about 6 years ago and was so livid that I cut the bar-steward off with my trusty hacksaw that was in my boot and left it in a pile on the floor..  

Got a call from the old bill a few days later and all I had to pay for was the chain I cut (£20). Was worth every penny IMO.

[JPC]

those clamps dont look very secure

There not mate. I got clamped by one of thoses types about 6 years ago and was so livid that I cut the bar-steward off with my trusty hacksaw that was in my boot and left it in a pile on the floor.. 

Got a call from the old bill a few days later and all I had to pay for was the chain I cut (£20). Was worth every penny IMO.

Ive done a similar thing err....Ron!! 

I was in a van at the time, a site van for a structural steelwork erection company. Theres no clamp in the world that you could put on that van that wouldnt come off with the kit in the back!!

[RedRobin]

Steve, I hope you've given them one of my cards! 

....Seriously you should try and get your matte waxing services under their noses - Pics of Nathan's, not just a business card. Nothing ventured nothing gained, and your work is up to standard.