Should I worry

[no golf clubs at all]

Parking Cones!! Brilliant...Lets get on Dragons Den with that one!    we could get them GTI embossed and everything 

RR said ...."It's a bit like the way smoke always follows you no matter where you sit/stand around a bonfire! [I know! I've literally just had a bonfire this morning]. A pity that Myleene Klass didn't appear like a genie from the smoke  "

Now... thats one person I dont mind dinging my car...especially the bonnet   

[vRS Carl]

Parking Cones!! Brilliant...Lets get on Dragons Den with that one!    we could get them GTI embossed and everything 

Oi don't be stealing my ideas . You can do it but i want 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of all royalites & profit

RR said ...."It's a bit like the way smoke always follows you no matter where you sit/stand around a bonfire! [I know! I've literally just had a bonfire this morning]. A pity that Myleene Klass didn't appear like a genie from the smoke  "
Now... thats one person I dont mind dinging my car...especially the bonnet   

Only the Beetle Bonnet though. Or have you considered banging into her cameltoe 

[scopes]

 

Totally agree.

GTI's are like magnets to other cars,
sometimes i think they do it just in badness 

nice car, lets park beside it. 

GTI Traffic cone's, seem to be a good idea 

[rsreid2000]

I have just come out of RS2000 ownership and I had it really bad with that car and as h4rdy said you then sell it!!!!!!!
I promised myself I would DRIVE and ENJOY this car but its starting all over again!

[RedRobin]

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I'm a Drive&Enjoy kinda guy rather than work hard at keeping it immaculate, but there's no sense in not taking care to MINIMISE the risks of dinging.... Unless, of course, a hot babe like Myleene Klass is involved. She's free to do anything she likes to me... I think!

The one and only time I've ever kerbed an alloy was when parking outside a Chinese takeaway when the gorgeous 28yo in my passenger seat suggested staying at my place overnight. As that awful crunching sound happened she said: "What was that noise!?" and I replied "Oh, nothing to worry about" *cough*. I'd only had the GTI a few weeks.

[no golf clubs at all]

Or....get one of these fitted!!! 

[vRS Carl]

One of what?

[no golf clubs at all]

Did the youtube vid not work...I can see it from here....

(south african, anti hijacking device...flames etc)....

[vRS Carl]

Ahh that explains it.

The fun police have obviously intervened

[no golf clubs at all]

Dont think theres anything offensive in it (though admittedly I didnt view to the end  )..perhaps I haven't posted correctly. Still...the idea was that when there are muppets parked alongside, press the button and give them a new paint job.....

[vRS Carl]

You'd be surprised at what the fun police stop.

I have argued with them loads. I wouldn't mind but if i use a different log in at my works PC i can view it

[RedRobin]

^^^^
Fine, but what happens to the paintwork on your own car doors? 

[Tara]

Im so bad for this, went to a BBQ a few days ago with my boyfriend and he had already told me there would be a good place for me to park! Got there, couldnt not find anywhere i liked so we ended up having a huge row and me driving home!   I hate leaving my GTI any where!!

[RedRobin]

Im so bad for this, went to a BBQ a few days ago with my boyfriend and he had already told me there would be a good place for me to park! Got there, couldnt not find anywhere i liked so we ended up having a huge row and me driving home!  I hate leaving my GTI any where!!

....I find it refreshing to learn of a girlie who thinks like this  . It's usually thought of as a blokey thing and criticised by the female of the species.

[edd666999]

I always park between the two most expensive and newest cars i can find or as far away as possible.

My theory is the owners of the expensive cars will be thinking "i hope that tw@t hasn't dinged my car"
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or "this is my company car i dont care"