Sorry to let you down at the last minute guys but I have way too much going on at work so I am gonna have to bow out. I am sorry if it has caused any incovenience. Completely gutted I can't make it 
we will go later on mate, let the OAP's have their fun first! 
you won't make it to the Ring Joe, one of the following will happen....... (Please delete as appropriate.)
You won't be able to afford the Petrol to make it past Stafford.
or
You will be sick in Stafford (them Motorway roads are awful twisty, and the R is a bit of a boat round corners).
or
You will be break down in Stafford (Highly likely seeing as You have worked on the R).
or
You and your brother will start a college course in genealogy (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genealogy), and realise that when Jay marries Steff, he won't become her Auntie's uncle brother, and then break down and be sick.
or
You will get so pissed, that next morning you wont realise you are heading in the wrong direction and end up at the Blue Oyster bar oop t'North and get dry bummed for a weekend and all will be hunky doory (no more noisy farts!), then be sick and break down at Stafford on the way back, after going the wrong way, be sick, and miss the first day at college and not realise that jay is not Steff's auntie, even though he has some decent mooobs. Did I mention be sick?
or simply your splitter could just fall off, and then you will be sick (again Highly likely seeing as You have worked on the R)
