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Offline Janner_Sy

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just had my Census returned to me
« on: April 18, 2011, 07:39:35 pm »
Ive had my census form send back to me.

In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?",

I put:

"Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable barstewardss, all the people who go on Jeremy Kyle, Northern Rock, RBS and half of eastern europe.


Apparently this wasnt an acceptable answer
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Offline Gti_Mad

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Re: just had my Census returned to me
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2011, 07:41:27 pm »
^^^^^ PMSL

now thats funny dude  :happy2:
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Re: just had my Census returned to me
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2011, 07:42:13 pm »
Had that (with a few added bits :wink:) 8 times today in text messages  :laugh:
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Re: just had my Census returned to me
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2011, 07:44:16 pm »
 :signLOL:
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Re: just had my Census returned to me
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2011, 07:48:25 pm »
Quote from: Janner_Sy on April 18, 2011, 07:39:35 pm
Ive had my census form send back to me.

In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?",

I put:

"Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable barstewardss, all the people who go on Jeremy Kyle, Northern Rock, RBS and half of eastern europe.


Apparently this wasnt an acceptable answer

That same paragraph has been doing the rounds on facebook :P
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Re: just had my Census returned to me
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2011, 07:56:57 pm »
 :signLOL:
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Re: just had my Census returned to me
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2011, 09:18:09 pm »
i had to fill mine out on line as thier wasn't enough room with my tribe :signLOL:
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Re: just had my Census returned to me
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2011, 10:47:06 pm »
@OP, LMAO, that's outstanding  :signLOL:
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Re: just had my Census returned to me
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2011, 07:34:21 pm »
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Offline keith

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Re: just had my Census returned to me
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2011, 08:08:22 pm »
They turned up at my door because I hadn't returned mine, some of the questions are a bit flippin nosey. wife had done half for me already but had to stand on the doorstep and fill the rest in, the woman wasn't happy that the missus did half at which point the door was closed :fighting:
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