lass with a beast!

[Saintsteve]

I agree with you hedge, I feel violated. Photos of what?! My car? 

Ok I'll say it, anything you like     

[RedRobin]

Boys, boys. You are all like dogs on heat.  

Anyway has someone forgot the obvious.
 

 

Says the man that likes to stroke and practices with his well trained forehand  

[^^^^ That's a tennis reference, BTW - Isn't it?]

....Steve, you've forgotten that Hedge is the man with the special cloth - I think you should tell Rachael about it, Ian  

[Rachael]

Special cloth?! AY AY AY? Is this along the same lines as wicked Willy?

[Saintsteve]

Don't frighten her off with that robin 

[Rachael]

Tell me tell me tell me! Im definetly intrigued now. I want a special cloth! Just been for a blast in the baby, oosh ;)

[RedRobin]

Special cloth?! AY AY AY? Is this along the same lines as wicked Willy?

....Sort of, but it's beyond waving. It's the sort of aid which Wicked Willy would encourage Hedge to use to get his wicked way with a lady. Chloroform is involved. But don't let Hedge give you a demonstration.  

[RedRobin]

Tell me tell me tell me! Im definetly intrigued now. I want a special cloth! Just been for a blast in the baby, oosh ;)

....You wouldn't need a special cloth with me   (I think).

That must have been a quick blast. You got Xenons on that baby?

[Rachael]

Trust me, it was a quick blast ;). Nope, definetly need.to invest. Think theyre a few hundred though, you know of any cheaper ones?!
. It's funny when little chavs in corsas think they can overtake you and cut infront of you. untill you drop it Down a gear :p. Love seeing their faces.

I still don't understand the cloth, I have an innocent mind!

[RedRobin]

^^^^
Steve the Saintly One can tell you all about retrofitting Xenons as he has done so.

At the risk of sounding either like your dad or Captain Sensible, take it easy with chavs and those who want to race you, especially as a girlie driving a nice car is always a magnet (and something most of us find particularly attractive to behold). The law will, I think rightly, crucify you if they catch you racing. A buddy on here got big fines, big points, a 15-month ban, and was on telly and he wasn't driving dangerously but just very quickly in the company of a RS4 on clear dual carriageway. It's not worth it.

Ah, the special cloth. I suppose that if a lady says she's innocent, then....

If Hedge (Ian) doesn't explain I'll come back to ya after I've made myself a cuppa......... I had other plans for this evening before you came on!

[Dan.b]

Hi and welcome.

Pics of yourself required so we can put a face to the car 

[Rachael]

I can't post a pic of myself now! You probably all have images of a busty blonde!

And, dont worry dad, raced.to the speed limit :). The law caught me doing 81 on the motorway so im uber careful now :D.

Haha what we're ur plans? Oh man, my phones going to die....

Explain the special cloth Ian!

[RedRobin]

I can't post a pic of myself now! You probably all have images of a busty blonde!

....A small busted brunette or redhead is just as attractive, if not more so 

[Rachael]

Im.just going to leave you wondering for ages now. There has to b a certain type of girl that drives a gti. I'll leave that one with you :).

And what we're ur plans! Im at the pub if it makes you feel any better :)

[RedRobin]

^^^^
Tease!! Oh, your soft sweater accidentally slipped off your shoulder, did it? - Of course it did!  Typical female to leave us hanging on too.

The "certain type of girl that drives a GTI" works wonders on my imagination, and fantasies.

What were my plans this evening? - Methinks you are definitely the sort of girl that wants to know absolutely everything!

[Rachael]

Lol I am a typical female! Exactly, gotta leave you thinking about that one.

You brought up the fact u had other plans!

And more.importantly, did you call it a 'sweater'. Jeez :p