HOLY COW!!
THERE'S ANOTHER THREAT OF A FUEL STRIKE COMING!!
QUICK...GO AND BUY SOME FUEL....QUICK QUICK!!
IF YOU DONT HURRY AND LEAVE RIGHT THIS SECOND THERE WILL BE NONE LEFT BY THE TIME YOU GET THERE!!
EVERYONE ELSE HAS ALREADY GONE TO FILL UP...
ITS JUST YOU THAT HASN'T!!
IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS YOU MIGHT BE TOO LATE ALREADY!!
QUICK! LEAVE RIGHT NOW!
I swear this country makes me laugh