MK5 Golf GTI

People who cannot make their f*****g mind up when you tell them something more than once 

When people who decide to go out running or cycling and cross the road your turning into without looking and then have a go when you almost run them over!!!!!

People who have parked on the roadside; and just sling open their doors - just as annoying if on the passenger side and you're walking on the pavement - bloody dangerous on the roadside.

Same goes for people who just walk out of a shop door, without looking to see if anyone is walking by............me; me; me

And as for the idiots who are walking along focused only their mobile, oblivious to anyone else.......

When I finish work early on a Friday then get stuck in 'the school run' with a bunch of muppets who can't drive their oversized cars clogging the roads, parking on double yellows etc 

Working with a manager who lied through her teeth just to get me into her company and treats me like sh*te.  beech

Numpties who have modded their T4/T5 VW van, and think that makes it a "performance vehicle", and so try it on.

NO, I won't "play"!

You're still driving a bl00dy Diesel VAN,  as you will perhaps find out at the next corner...?

agreeing a price for an item for sale only to be told by the seller that hes now had offers at the asking price! 

Girlfriend always says bought instead of brought and vice versa

These few im guilty of - which makes me a hypacrit - which ironically is something that also annoys me

The phrase "Can I get a...." for example when you order food "Can I get a burger" The whole point of a waiter/waitress is to bring you the food/drink.

and when people use the word literally when they don't mean literally AT ALL

Currently in my area they are going mad with tar spraying and chippings  I reckon 60% of my 13 mile commute to work has been done and it is awful. I have no paint left on the insides of the side skirts. Really winds me up this cheap sh*tty way of "repairing" roads. Any one had any luck claiming from the council for having paintwork sorted from this sort of thing?

Twats in London who in traffic sit really far over to one side so I can't get through on my ruddy bike.
cue me revving the tits off it to get them to look in their mirror and move over.
bellends.

Quote from: xjay1337 on June 15, 2016, 12:29:28 PM
Twats in London who in traffic sit really far over to one side so I can't get through on my ruddy bike.
cue me revving the tits off it to get them to look in their mirror and move over.
bellends.

Ohh no. You are turning into a biker bellend. 

Idiot you message confirming you want to buy an exhaust they're selling and will pay them in two weeks time and the seller asking should he save it and put it up as sold then selling the item to someone else amd making up stupid excuses when I've already said definitely want it.

People responding to for sale adverts with a number asking you. The seller to call them...ffs...

Quote from: xjay1337 on June 15, 2016, 12:29:28 PM
Twats in London who in traffic sit really far over to one side so I can't get through on my ruddy bike.
cue me revving the tits off it to get them to look in their mirror and move over.
bellends.

Yep I know that feeling !!!!!!!

Quote from: rich83 on June 16, 2016, 06:08:28 PM

Quote from: xjay1337 on June 15, 2016, 12:29:28 PM
Twats in London who in traffic sit really far over to one side so I can't get through on my ruddy bike.
cue me revving the tits off it to get them to look in their mirror and move over.
bellends.

Ohh no. You are turning into a biker bellend. 

Pot kettle mate!!!!!!!!!!

it's just annoying peoples road positioning is so poor sometimes and it blocks all the cyclists/motorcyclists.
you can't get anywhere but shouldn't stop people like me being able to!!!